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[It's been quiet for a little bit, and that always makes Ellie suspicious. Even without the interference of their captors, it seems like people are still having trouble with this or that. Whether it's the departure of friends, or a misunderstanding, or just... day to day living being kind of rough on someone? She's been seeing it all over the place. She's not used to caring, but with everyone so open in Luceti, it's hard not to.

So, upon discovering what she's been searching for the last several months finally, finally in the library, she makes a decision. If it's peace that they're getting, she's going to enjoy it as much as possible.]

Okay, Luceti...ans, whatever. Time to lighten the mood.

[There's a sound of a page turning, and she clears her throat.]

"Newsflash: Police were called to a daycare... where a three-year-old was resisting a rest." ...eh.

"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really... it was just a play on words." Psssh. Cute.

"He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends." ...I don't get that one, actually.

"The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... is now a seasoned veteran." [Snigger.]

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? ...He's all right now." Ohhh, ha ha, that one's mean.

[The page turns again.]

Got more where that came from. Anyone else have some jokes to share? We can swap.

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[Alright Ellie, you've hit Seto's easily hit funny bone. He starts laughing]

Those are really good, Ellie! I don't think I've heard any of those jokes before. I think I have a good one to share with you though...

Okay. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. [He may have read a joke book before in his time here]

I think I've heard that one! It was a long time ago, though. Still awesome.

See if you've heard this: "Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed."

I don't think I've heard that one before! [Chuckling] It's a really good one though.

Alright, what about this one. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. [That one is his favorite since he's learning about astronomy stuff]

I know that one! It's kind of like my book, sometimes I can't put it down either. Heh.

"The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader."