scootch: <user name=fontech> (you are someone else)
Ellie ([personal profile] scootch) wrote 2014-04-06 02:10 am (UTC)

Oh god, the poor grape. I'd heard the first one, but not the second!

How about... "I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress."

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