scootch: <user name=fontech> (the old familiar sting)
Ellie ([personal profile] scootch) wrote2014-03-23 08:52 pm

[voice]

[It's been quiet for a little bit, and that always makes Ellie suspicious. Even without the interference of their captors, it seems like people are still having trouble with this or that. Whether it's the departure of friends, or a misunderstanding, or just... day to day living being kind of rough on someone? She's been seeing it all over the place. She's not used to caring, but with everyone so open in Luceti, it's hard not to.

So, upon discovering what she's been searching for the last several months finally, finally in the library, she makes a decision. If it's peace that they're getting, she's going to enjoy it as much as possible.]


Okay, Luceti...ans, whatever. Time to lighten the mood.

[There's a sound of a page turning, and she clears her throat.]

"Newsflash: Police were called to a daycare... where a three-year-old was resisting a rest." ...eh.

"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really... it was just a play on words." Psssh. Cute.

"He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends." ...I don't get that one, actually.

"The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... is now a seasoned veteran." [Snigger.]

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? ...He's all right now." Ohhh, ha ha, that one's mean.

[The page turns again.]

Got more where that came from. Anyone else have some jokes to share? We can swap.
whiskytraitorfirefight: (STATUS: Cheerful)

[personal profile] whiskytraitorfirefight 2014-04-07 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
These are good. Bad and cheesy, but so very good.

Want to hear a knock knock joke?
whiskytraitorfirefight: (STATUS: Smug)

[personal profile] whiskytraitorfirefight 2014-04-09 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, you start.

[Now to let it sink in...]
whiskytraitorfirefight: (STATUS: Welp)

[personal profile] whiskytraitorfirefight 2014-04-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Ahh, it was worth the effort.]

Sorry, that was the joke. Small trick, more like it. You set it up as you're going to tell a joke, but the real joke is turning it back onto the other person.
whiskytraitorfirefight: (STATUS: Proud)

[personal profile] whiskytraitorfirefight 2014-04-18 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
At least I tried.

You know, with all these jokes going around, maybe there needs to be a comedy night at one of the clubs.