[voice]

[scootch]

[It's been quiet for a little bit, and that always makes Ellie suspicious. Even without the interference of their captors, it seems like people are still having trouble with this or that. Whether it's the departure of friends, or a misunderstanding, or just... day to day living being kind of rough on someone? She's been seeing it all over the place. She's not used to caring, but with everyone so open in Luceti, it's hard not to.

So, upon discovering what she's been searching for the last several months finally, finally in the library, she makes a decision. If it's peace that they're getting, she's going to enjoy it as much as possible.]

Okay, Luceti...ans, whatever. Time to lighten the mood.

[There's a sound of a page turning, and she clears her throat.]

"Newsflash: Police were called to a daycare... where a three-year-old was resisting a rest." ...eh.

"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really... it was just a play on words." Psssh. Cute.

"He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends." ...I don't get that one, actually.

"The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... is now a seasoned veteran." [Snigger.]

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? ...He's all right now." Ohhh, ha ha, that one's mean.

[The page turns again.]

Got more where that came from. Anyone else have some jokes to share? We can swap.

Comments

[Voice]

[scootch]

Um... well, good. There's more where that came from, if you ever need a laugh or two.

[This girl's kind of weird, but at least she's nice. Ellie's not very used to that.]

[Voice]

[secretmiracle]

There is? Then I would love to hear more of your stories if you have the time!

[She might not laugh since she's not getting that these are meant to be jokes. But they're still very enjoyable! Like the one about the man who recovered after his entire left side was cut off. What a sad yet inspiring story!]

[Voice]

[scootch]

Oh, uh, sure. Let me try to find one.

[Maybe she needs to be more careful with her stories, in this case... and easier to understand, besides. Hmm.]

"Did you hear about the farmer who got attacked by a cow? He milked it for all it was worth."

[Voice]

[secretmiracle]

No, no I didn't hear about the farmer.

[She had no idea that cows could be so violent. But even so, despite being attacked the farmer managed to do his job. What a dedicated person.]

I'm pleased to hear he managed to milk the cow, but was he okay after the attack?

[Voice]

[scootch]

[...She so should have seen that response coming, yep.]

Oh sure. He was fine... as soon as he was re-moo-ved from the situation.

[Voice]

[secretmiracle]

[Ellie sure put an odd bit of emphasis on removed there.]

Thank goodness, I hope the cow calmed down afterwards as well. [... Ah.] In the end it was a very moo-ving story...?

[Is she doing this right? She doesn't sound very sure about what she just said. The puns just keep flying right over her head.]